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[presentyourbadge]

[Phoenix sure does sound exasperated.]

I'd like to make a public announcement to say that I had nothing to do with the, uh, amendments Lt. Blake decided to add on to the legal document I wrote up for him. As a favor. Without, you know, asking me first.

(I don't even know how to change a tire...)

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[failnought]

I didn't think so. They didn't really sound like you, Phoenix.

[presentyourbadge]

I'm glad I don't normally sound that crazy then, at least.

[failnought]

Far from it. I'm sure your intentions were good, but I definitely can't take half of those, um, amendments seriously.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

One, that's President Blake. Two, those were all reasonable additions.

[presentyourbadge]

One, no. Two, that still doesn't mean you should be adding whatever random things you want into my legal document.

No judicial system alive would enforce laws like that, lieutenant.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Maybe not where you come from, but her, I call the shots. You gave me a basic plan to work with, and it's a good one. It's still there. Just with a couple extras.

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[bylight]

[Guess who really is not in the mood for Blake to find out who you are good friends with.]

That idiot is really grinding my nerves. Did you make sure he couldn't change the file name?

[presentyourbadge]

...honestly, I think he just doesn't know how to.

[Snicker.]

The good lieutenant doesn't seem to have a lot of uh, technological prowess, given a few of those laws of his. (Not that I'm any better...)

[bylight]

So he's an old geezer who can't keep up with modern technology.

[Not that she's surprised. This technology is pretty primitive compared to what she's used to.]

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[dangerousidol]

I don't know. I think they're kind of funny, except that sexist one.

[presentyourbadge]

"Funny" wasn't really what I was going for...

[dangerousidol]

I know. It still kind of came off that way when he added his own laws. He's a funny old guy.

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[rocketralph]

Yeah, about that. What the heck is actually going on?

[presentyourbadge]

I offered to help Lt. Blake create some sort of legal system around here. He, as I should have expected, is taking it too far.

[rocketralph]

Aaaahah, yeah, Blake's...he's a character. I wouldn't worry too much about it if I were you.

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[killer_sweets]

While I'm clearly amused by this, you probably shouldn't have left the guy alone with whatever amendments you were helping him out with.

[Phoenix, this is why people question your choices in life. ]

[presentyourbadge]

Well, I still have the original file, so it's not like he can change it so much that I can't just fix it by sending everyone my own copy.

I think my mistake was severely underestimating exactly how much of a nutjob Blake is.

[killer_sweets]

I'm not sure how you could do that the man is clearly insane. I know all this second hand information.

[He never talked to the guy, but then Yusuke is pretty close to him for some reason.]

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[in_praetego]

Looks like you got roped into something you didn't mean to.

[ He feels for you, man. And those rules... are really something. ]

[presentyourbadge]

You can say that again...

[HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT, WHY IS HE EVEN SURPRISED? Situations like this are the story of his life.]

[in_praetego]

[ Have a sympathetic sigh back, Nick. He feels you. He knows this all too well. But there's something else on his mind. ]

Is... is Blake really serious about those rules? I don't think he has enough authority to try to enforce them all.

[esthetically]

...I truly do wonder about that individual. Is any of this actually legal?

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[ossifragant]

He's a pretty eccentric guy.

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[captainash]

...I'm not sure if this is reassuring or alarming, all things considered. Could any of those even be enforced?

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[crouching_sin]

[There's a pause, and then a sigh from Naoya's end.]

Can we get him thrown out of 'office' on the grounds of insanity?

[Not like he has room to talk, but hey.]

[fairy_tale_trainer]

I'm sure. He doesn't really seem to be able to really lead. I think he's just trying to make himself look better than everyone else, but he doesn't seem to be able to back up what he says. May I ask what led you to write him a legal document?